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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Last night I looked out my living room window and saw a naked woman in the building behind mine. Okay, she wasn't totally naked -- I just saw her butt.
But when I glanced again, she was totally naked. And really quite nice-looking (though I couldn't see her face). I was trying to be very subtle, given that I didn't want to look like an utter creep, but still..... very enjoyable. And at some level, if you are standing buck-naked in front of a window with no shade pulled, in a densely populated neighborhood where you can see that other people are home, you really can't get all that offended if people look.
But anyway. The dilemma -- I've been in this home over 5 years. Never seen this before (not her, anyway. Saw some fat guy's butt a bunch of times, but that's a different story). And now I'm in escrow on a new home on the other side of town.
So do I break the deal in order to pursue a "Dear Penthouse" window-peeping affair?
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Don't break the deal. If you haven't seen her before, she's obviously new. Bring her a lovely housewarming gift. I suggest a bottle of wine, a vibrator, and your cell phone number.
You might also want to break down and get that new digital camcorder.
