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		| Originally posted by Not Me Two things that are more fun than bitch-slapping opposing counsel over some issue you only pretend to really care about:
 
 1.  dropping ecstasy; and
 
 2.  having sex for the first time with someone you are extraordinarily physically attracted to (with or without dropping ecstasy).
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 Fair enough, but I get in trouble for doing that shit in the office.
Plus, the bitch-slapping does not result either in Monday morning blues or the risk of an expensive divorce.