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Originally posted by soup sandwich
Thank you. In honor of my enormous steel balls (and the fact that I just saw the most recent James bond movie as well as got sucked into a Bond Marathon over Thanksgiving) I hereby submit my Official Bond Movie Rankings.
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1. Early Connery (7, 5, 1, 2)
2. Timothy Dalton (6, 3)
3. (Tie) George Lazenby (4) Early Moore (8, 17, 15)
5. Pierce Brosnan (13, 12, 11, 10)
6. Late Moore (20, 9, 14, 16)
7. Late Connery (18, 19)
There definitely appears to be a correlation between who is playing Bond and whether I liked the movie…or is it the other way around?
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You must of been smacked in the head particularly hard during your mugging.* Dalton No. 2? Not a chance. And his two movies sucked worse than anything except Moonraker and Octopussy. Brosnan deserves to be second, early Moore third, Lazenby 4, late Connery fifth, then late Moore and then Dalton, maybe, if you really want to count him as a Bond.
Lazenby really did stink, but he had the advantage of being in what would have been the best Bond film but for him (mmmm, Diana Rigg, argggghhhh).
* Sorry about the mugging, man. That just sucks. Glad you're okay.
