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Originally posted by Johannes Kepler
Fuck you. All you did was collect the data, dickhead. I'm the one who figured it all out.
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Sir. I spent Twenty Years on an Island in the Baltic Sea, staying up all Night to make Many and Sundry Observations, without which you could not have proposed your New Theorems. A Little Gratitude is in Order.
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Originally posted by the lovely and talented evenodds
Remember, socks get to stay only if they are funny.
I decide funny.
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Four Danish Astronomers walk into a Bar. Says One, can I buy the First Round? Say the Other Three, in Unison, "Round? No -- Epicycles!"
Trust me, it's funny if you can observe it within two Arc Cycles.
Don't like that one? How about this:
Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma sucks!
