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Simpsons Brilliance
So there's a Simpsons episode that starts with the family at a terrible Zorro movie (that inspires Homer to start challenging everyone to a duel in order to get his way).
The credits for the movie are as follows:
Zorro -- John Byner
Robot Zorro Shawn Wayans
Mrs. Zorro: Rita Rudner
Scarlet Pimpernell: Curtis "Booger" Armstrong
King Arthur: Cheech Marin
Man in the Iron Mask: Gina Gershon
Wise Nun: Posh Spice
Stupid Nun: Meryl Streep
Time Traveller #1: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Orangutan at Dance: "Puddles"
Gay-seeming Prince: Spaulding Gray
Man Beating Mule: Eric Roberts
Mule Beating Man: "Gus"
Hiccuping Narrator: Pele
President Van Buren: Robert Evans
Voice of Magic Taco: James Earl Jones
The Producers would like to thank:
Film Board of Canada
The Philadelphia Flyers
Makers of Whip Balm
Robert Guccione
Teamsters Pension Fund
AAABest Bail Bonds
Mr. and Mrs. Curtis "Booger" Armstrong.
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