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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There will be a surge in activity in the first two weeks of May. But it will be limited by two things: (1) People with fewer dollars after having been laid off; and, (2) Emphasis on necessities and things-just-above-necessities rather than truly discretionary purchases.
Barbers are going to have a great week in May. Forget all that stuff about how people will be afraid of contact. People are going to want to get rid of the Jesus haircut and women are going to need their roots done.
Gyms will crush it when they reopen. Imagine how many people feel like garbage because they couldn't work out. It's summer. Nobody wants to be fat in summer.
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This is a pathetically bad take.
After this stay in isolation:
I will never set foot in a gym again. I can exist just fine running outdoors and doing bodyweight workouts in the house. I have realized that the gym workouts sucked and the people sucked and the cost sucked and yes now I can crank out pushups and do a 3 minute plank. I am not paying to see some old fucks blow dry their balls and talk about Hillary's emails. Yes, I will miss perving on young girls in the gym but that isn't worth the money at this stage.
Barber? I love my haircutter but now, I will have made the commitment to bring back the flow.
And for all those clamoring to reopen the states I'd hope 'em have been checked for antibodies and have a nice big fat number. 'Cause there will be some people out there who say: "This is a lighthouse. Your call.”
