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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
This is a pathetically bad take.
After this stay in isolation:
I will never set foot in a gym again. I can exist just fine running outdoors and doing bodyweight workouts in the house. I have realized that the gym workouts sucked and the people sucked and the cost sucked and yes now I can crank out pushups and do a 3 minute plank. I am not paying to see some old fucks blow dry their balls and talk about Hillary's emails. Yes, I will miss perving on young girls in the gym but that isn't worth the money at this stage.
Barber? I love my haircutter but now, I will have made the commitment to bring back the flow.
And for all those clamoring to reopen the states I'd hope 'em have been checked for antibodies and have a nice big fat number. 'Cause there will be some people out there who say: "This is a lighthouse. Your call.”
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other than playing basketball I never got gyms. Drive 5 miles to Work out? Got a Nordic Track in the basement and I run most days.
I've gone to barbers to get my head shaved once a month for probably 10 years. I bought a buzzer. I will never set foot in a barber shop again, especially now that Playboy is out of print (old guy joke).
