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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
I on the other hand, did not go to a gym since February because my (former) gym, NYSC is a pisshole germ bucket where no one cleaned up after themselves pre virus, and you had to dodge the old dudes sitting on gym equipment still talking about Hillary's emails then heading to the locker room to blow dry their balls.
Instead I made a conscious effort to run outside. Then once the gym closed (but still kept charging people until the attorney general said she was going to file a criminal complaint) I realized that my gym going days were over.
I couldn't buy weights anywhere so started doing bodyweight exercises and kickboxing at home (I was able to buy focus bag). Then for some reason I tried Nike Training Club workouts streamed from my phone to my basement TV. Wow. I was sore in places I have never been sore before.
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There's a sign in my gym advising that the blow dryers are only for hair above the neck.
I used to joke with the manager about putting the impeachment hearings on all of the TVs. It would have been funny. The old people got so wound up about that stuff. They'd stand there and watch the close captioning like it was a Challenger Disaster or 9/11. Mostly old white dudes.
