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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's so cute. You think John Oliver is clever.
The Flower got dumber as he went,
His mind was addled, in fact spent,
He thought, as always, as told,
Mostly tribe-think, "mental mold,"
He cited the banal as wit,
The most boring of boring preachy shit
He was always a frivolous fop,
But to witness him turn to such slop?
The earnest still have a position!
Men on a self-righteous mission!
So they're dim, predicted like rain,
So their taste is gone down the drain,
So their views are those of a child,
They're ultimately dull and mild
Would you rather spar with the smart?
Or one you can wave off like a fart?
So just smile at the weed and have pity,
To lose wit is a fate quite shitty,
Snicker as he cites some tripe,
That's always been his stripe,
He never had much to offer,
Indeed, his was a limited coffer
Oliver fits his tastes well,
He surely thinks the Brit quite swell,
Assumes him clever and insightful,
To his middle mind, downright delightful!
And while I fear he might this consider this mean, perhaps in fact spiteful,
I fear more the decay of his mind - for if anything, that is quite frightful.
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It’s out of Sean’s ass, then it’s onto my fingers
I drank up the Lysol, the odor still lingers
But spreading the Good Word of Fox is my calling
I’ll parrot their lies, my integrity’s falling
They told me “It’s just like the flu, don’t you fret”
I swallowed this whole, doubled down on the bet
But I have no time for your rhymes or your jokes
Cuz Limbaugh just told me that COVID’s a hoax!
