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Originally posted by tax_hottie
Catchy subject line, eh? Have you ever been so drunk that you don't remember that you had sex with someone? I ask because I was in bed and heard a couple of my friends having sex on the living room couch. It was unmistakably the sounds of two people fucking. When I confronted them, they completely denied it happened. Of course, the more likely story is that they made a pact to deny it, but I'm just wondering what the chances are that either or both of them might not remember. So if this has happened to you, I'd love to hear about it!
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I can't say for sure, because I don't really remember it, but back when I had just gotten out of college, I was drinking one night on Rush street. There was this place that sold one-liter Long Island iced teas for $5. I made the mistake of ordering a second one. The next morning, I woke up in an apartment in Hyde Park, in a bed next to a pair of black silk panties, with my clothes scattered on the floor and a fresh pot of coffee iin the kitchen with a note that read "Had to go to work. Enjoy your coffee. Call me."
I was scared to call.