12-07-2003, 10:15 AM
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From the Vile File
This mental image nearly ruined my breakfast, from today's Washington Post:
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Forget It, Jack
Jack Nicholson may be old, and sometimes a fool, but he's no old fool. The actor and legendary ladies' man says in the Sun that he'd love to have carnal knowledge of pop tart Britney Spears, but he's too dang old for such shenanigans. The 66-year-old actor believes a romp with the singer, 22, would be "life-altering." If it didn't kill him first.
Nicholson also revealed he has slept with more than 2,000 women. "Some of them were with their mothers. I'm not going to pretend I haven't been a rogue most of my life. But I just don't have the energy right now. I just can't do the dance." And, not to get serious or anything, but Nicholson also revealed that he's afraid of, gulp, Death.
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