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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Honestly, reading what you all are posting/reading, other than Icky and flower I think you all need therapy. Or a hobby. Or maybe just start watching porn more? Or something.
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This is a step too far, sir. I don’t watch porn in the traditional sense and never have. I lack the attention span for the perfunctory attempts at plot.
But I consume the nude female figure online at a rate I doubt you can surpass. Even if I’ve just enjoyed carnal pleasures of the marital home in Times Covid.
So while new hobbies may be in order, I like writing things, even crazy things here, and I bike as much as you run. So I demand you retract your insults. I may not watch the long form porn or run 10 miles and chase it with a tumbler of scotch, but I hit the same heart rate, attack the gin with similar zest, and I watch a shorter form variant of the same filth.
You snob.
