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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Big tits?
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My first assistant would have given even a man of your age an instant hard-on. I should have fucked her. But I was living with my wife.
Why does life always do that?
Time is not real (except for your death, and only then as to you). It's only a perception. One should be able to fuck anyone, anytime, and plead lack of our full understanding of physics.
This is likely better than the other defense of, "I've wrestled with friends, and that involves more touching than sex." But it's true, no? (Not used since college.)
