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Originally Posted by Adder
Apparently the problem wasn't Googling, it was reading (or comprehension) or something:
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can’t help myself. I like to argue.
What you think of me? Let’s assume one of two things occur:
1. You die;
2. You announce you hit the lottery
My response would be different because I’d feel a need to say something different in each circumstance. But internally, neither would cause me to rethink my appetizer.
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Ha! Wow. You are legit cray cray. I’m not sure I’ve ever met someone so proud of being incapable of basic human emotions. If I ever own a cocktail bar, I will make sure there is always a gin drink on the menu called “The Unashamed Sociopath.”
But I do really enjoy the idea of someone rethinking their appetizer decision because of my death.
“Should we get the beef carpaccio?”
“No. Not tonight. Flower died.”
“I didn’t know. Moules-frites?”
“Yes.”
For what it’s worth, I would be genuinely sad to learn of your passing. And I would go out to dinner, figure out what appetizer I would have otherwise gotten, and then I would rethink that and order something else.
