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[Atticus Grinch]

An opportunity to engage in a drunken three-way was wasted in Ann Arbor over the weekend.

Woman wanders into stranger's bedroom

A 21-year-old Ann Arbor woman thought she had arrived home from a bar when she entered a stranger's home, took a shower and then passed out in a spare bedroom, city police reported.

The 24-year-old resident of the home in the 800 block of Tappan Street told police he was in bed with his girlfriend at 6:30 a.m. Saturday when the woman entered his bedroom wearing only a towel. When he asked her what she was doing, she claimed she was meeting someone, then walked into his spare room and passed out in bed, police said.

When officers arrived, they had to shake the woman to wake her. Police said she began crying and said she thought she had walked home after drinking at the bar. She said she didn't know why she took a shower.

The woman was given an alcohol breath test and registered 0.18, more than twice the legal limit for drunken driving, police said. She was given a ride home by officers.

I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to have forgotton the purposes of taking a shower.