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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pellet gun? I start with an assault rifle, get talked down to a shotgun, and now you want me to get a pellet gun? Pretty soon you’re going to tell me that the best defense is a Super Soaker, or maybe a stick painted to look like a gun. The Trump motherfuckers are armed to the teeth. I’m mounting an M2 Browning on the deck.
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Safest bet would be to make her quit the position. But if she insists on staying, here's what you do. We connect our internet to our smart doorknob. If I see an intruder trying to get in I just zap em with some mega-hurts.
