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Re: May it please the court...
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
A dog is no use against an assault rifle wielded by a tweaked-out hillbilly. Plus, we’re at maximum pet capacity right now. So looks like a deck-mounted 50 caliber machine gun is my only option.
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I keep a Marine with me most of the time when I'm in the house. He's a yoga teacher, but he has some scary looking skull tattoos.
Plus, we have a battle axe someone gave us when we got married. It's a good 40 lbs and probably would split a skull easily. That requires close range though.
The dogs are useless for defense, but they're excellent alarms.
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