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Originally posted by Glazed Ham
This past weekend I'm at a work Christmas party. Drunken partner with a bad toupee (this could be outable, except I'm fairly certain he doesn't realize its a bad toupee-or that all toupees are bad for that matter) corners me and engages me in idiotic small talk with his eyes fixated on my decolletage.
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"Decolletage" is a great word.
Relax. If Bad Toupee Guy remembers anything, he won't be stupid enough to let you know that. And Para(mour)legal is likely to avoid you if she thinks that you know anything about it.
Like bilmore and BRC said, your best bet is to pretend that no one said anything to you, and if they did, you don't remember what they said. And you should also refrain from telling *anyone* what happened. That is too good a story to stay under wraps, and you damn sure don't want to be tied to it as the source.
