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		| Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall Phrases like "decolletage" lead me to believe you are pj, but I will respond anyway.
 
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 Decolletage is a smashing word (not a "phrase", nimrod), but I actually tend to use "cleavage."
He's too drunk to be certain he said anything, so as far as you're concerned, if he or parabimbo inquires, of course he didn't. 
However, if he fucking booze-breathes on your cleavage ever again, then I would give him a gentle reminder that, whatever his behavior (or not) with others, you certainly expect this particular aberration to never occur again.   
And no, no amount of money can make up for a toupee.