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[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I remember watching Planet Earth when the wolves were chasing the caribou. There were thousands of caribou and three wolves...and people were rooting for the caribou. Don't root for the species that is flourishing -- root for the underdog. Same with hawks. There are a billion squirrels (dropping stuff all over my patio). Let the few hawks eat one or two.

Also, squirrels are assholes. Possums are the animal you want.

So do I root for team Covid over the immunocompromised?

There are literally no squirrels in the hawk-and coyote patrolled trails where I run.