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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The pandemic is over. Biden said so.
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Chauncey Gardiner.
He's stumbled, gaffed, and limped half-senile into success. The goofy bastard just passed a bill siccing the tax police on the American public, doing nothing to curb inflation, and declared it a victory. Our credulous public shrugged and got back to watching the Real Housewives. "Chance of audit torture being visited on gig workers and small biz just increased 500%? The bill actually probably increased inflation? Whatevs. I'm old and like the idea my drugs might be cheaper now because Medicare can negotiate with Big Pharma!"
And while Joe tries to shake hands with people who aren't on the dais, mutters through word salads and imitates John Hurt's Chancellor Sutliffe from
V for Vendetta on the steps on Independence Hall, his greatest campaigner is out there ensuring the Ds win all the Senate races.
When the red wave turns out to be a pink piss puddle, there'll be one jackass to blame. And we all know who it is. From backing Oz to Hershel Walker to those wingnuts in AZ, NV, and WI, Orange 45 worked harder to get Ds elected in Senate races than any other person in the country.
And if gas prices continue to fall into November, there's a thin chance Chauncey may even hold the House.
