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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Remember stink bombs? We used to drop those in department stores in grade school. Smelled like a hundred rotten eggs. You could clean out a whole floor of people in fifteen minutes. Seems to me all Columbia needed was a pallet of those things. Lob them by the dozens into the quad every few minutes, and for good measure, set up a PA system to play a mix of Nickelback and Yoko Ono songs on repeat at top volume while doing so. That quad would be cleared in two hours, tops.
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I’ve paid over $100,000 for my child to attend Columbia. But it will all be worth it to see her walk the stage at graduation!
Wait, what?
