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Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you cannot comprehend them, just PM me so I can explain them to you so we don't have to bore everyone with the minute details of what should be our private convo. Oh, you are embarrassed to be the slow one. I see. Well, I will nutshell it for you. YOu see, Slave often posts inside jokes that are fairly obvious to ousiders such as myself, and they usually arent very funny so it makes one wonder why they are posted at all. Bc this is a unique strain of post, I decided an award was appropriate. As an avowed Non-Scroll and Poster bc of the time involved, I just replied as I saw these posts. Who knew that Slave would pop out an unprecedented four or five of these type posts in one day? And the Lestertini is a special cocktail that is really strong that is purchasd by Lester for his would be victims. Since I cannot really award a prize to Slave besides the honor itself,it seemed a fitting prize, especially since Lester would no doubt invite himself along, and bc you guys are in Frisco. NTTAWWT. A threesome is really nothing but a twosome with an added cooter thrown in to make it seem less gay, right?

You need a new vibrator.