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Originally posted by dtb
As much shit as I give you (albeit mostly verbally to my computer screen), I do respect that you're able to admit your more, um, unsympathetic character traits.
And seeing as we're talking about you, as I was getting my legs waxed today, I was thinking about your "deforestation" post and think the same should apply to men. It's really gross when you can actually see the forest from afar and it's actually coming out from between the cheeks - ICK!
(Note, Mr. dtb is not the subject of this post, he's actually not very hairy -- I am recalling from my single days, TYVM. But as a rule, guys should really maintain good grooming by keeping up with regular "back, sack and crack" triumverate waxings.)
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Ahh, well, I don't shave my ass, but I also don't ask for rimmers, and I'm not the sort of guy who asks his wife to take him from behind with a strap on. So, I don't think I need a full Brazilian.
However, at the suggestion of an idiot friend of mine who claimed it made his package look more impressive and my wife, I decided to do some trimming around the front about a year ago. I must admit it looks much better and my wife has been very pleased. And smooth balls against the fabric of a really smooth fine wool suit feels pretty damn good. It reminds me there's something good to this life while I'm stuck at this desk digging through this boring slop that is the law.
Yes, this is entirely TMI, but you teed this one up by asking...
