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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, in fairness this holiday photo shit isn't limited to parents. I get reams of photos of people I don't even stay in touch with anymore standing in front of their home, petting their lab or kayaking or soem other activity that makes them look like their in a Life snapshot of the Kennedy clan from '61.
To these assholes I say "Get some fucking therapy to cure your fixation with mimicing Ralph Lauren ads." Some fool sent me a photo of he and his wife in which he's wearing plaid pants. I shit you not - plaid pants. Unless you've a huge red nose, size 45 bright orange shoes and you drive to work with ten other similarly dressed people in a tiny little car, you should never wear plaid pants. It doesn't not make you look like you're living "the good life" - it makes you look like a country club pimp.
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I wear plaid pants. I ordered them from Yankee magazine
No wonder no man will fuck me.
