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Originally posted by evenodds
There is no such thing as "secret cigarette smoking."
When the OM falls off the wagon, I know. I sometimes choose not to mention it, but it's a little hard to hide the aroma from clothes or hands, no matter how careful you think you are being.
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I only smoke under two circumstances. When my wife and I won't be sharing a bed that night (ie, I am out of town or she is), or when I am out at a smokey bar without her.
In the first case she doens't get the chance to smell the smokey clothes/breath, and in the second case she's always half asleep in bed when I get home and fully expects me to smell smokey.
So let me re-phrase, I am an incredibly infrequent secret cigarette smoker.