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Cheap-Ass Lawyers
During this fine holiday season I would like to wonder aloud to the board why lawyers are so fucking cheap.
Everyone around here, IT, Finance, A/P, H/R, everyone, gets these great gifts from vendors and consultants. What do I get from the outside firms that I use? Nothing but stinking fucking cards.
And I know that it isn't just me. I have spoken with other GCs and find that law firms are just plain stingy at the holidays -- unless, perhaps, you are a multi-million dollar client rather than coming in just under a million in billables.
What is up with that? How embarrassing it is when everyone pools their gifts to share here at the home office and I have nothing...nothing. Every year it is the same.
Cheap-ass fucking lawyers.
Starting next year I am demanding gifts or the work dries up.
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