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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have decided not to go to the adult board anymore bc I enjoy having a job. But Take A Wild Guess posted it over there. You cant miss it. Its the pic that generated a post from Sebby along the lines of "Man, look at the slab of roast beef on her!". The only more revolting post was the one where he discusses the sweaty salt lick between his wife's leg that is like greasy roast beef.
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I never said my wife had a sweaty salt lick between here legs. Nor dis I say that she was smuggling a quivering mound of greased roast beef between her thighs. I merely made general statements about the fact that cunnilingus can be salty and female genitalia can at times resemble rancid lunchmeat.
Now, before you go there, I was NOT being sexist. As nasty as a bad vagina can be in the wrong light, the penis and scrotum are multiples more aestehtically unpleasant. Its a hooded, hair covered piss and sperm gun which looks like an earthworm when flaccid. If there's anything fouler out there in nature, I've yet to see it. I've had chicks say "Oh, you've got a great looking cock" to me in the past and wondered to myself "Just how many roofies did I give her?" I've checked it out from every angle and simply can't figure out how anyone can find it attractive. Its best angle is during the sex act - hidden.
Whoever said the body is the most beautiful of nature's creations never took a long look inside his/her pants.
