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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What? DId you put it on the roof? In the yard? How would you explain how the poop got in the yard? (Now I'm having visions of Triumph the dog).
My thing was that we didn't have a fireplace and no one could tell me how Santa could get into the house without a fireplace.
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Santa creates a fireplace in those homes without one, comes down through the chimney, leaves the presents, goes back up the chimney and the fireplace disappears. I thought everyone knew that. Santa's reindeer are magical and thus do not need to poop while working. I also think it is silly to "track" Santa -- for god's sake people, he uses magic and moves too quickly for even NORAD to track him.
No Santa? Sure, whatever, you flat-earth people.
