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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Santa creates a fireplace in those homes without one, comes down through the chimney, leaves the presents, goes back up the chimney and the fireplace disappears. I thought everyone knew that. Santa's reindeer are magical and thus do not need to poop while working. I also think it is silly to "track" Santa -- for god's sake people, he uses magic and moves too quickly for even NORAD to track him.
No Santa? Sure, whatever, you flat-earth people.
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Yeah well where were you when I needed these questions answered? I remember asking if I should leave the back door open or something because I didn't want to get left out for not having a chimney. Parents said no leaving the door open (in the hood) but that they would make sure they'd let him in when he got there.
Of course he always drank the milk and ate the cookies and the reindeer ate the carrots to make sure they wouldn't miss YOUR house.
