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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Apparently, there was some wackjob with a microphone who would talk to little kids as they approached the tree and say stuff that would scare the shit out of them. I remember being scared and yelling "You're too nasty to be a Christmas tree!" and running up the escalator.
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Sounds like a great job. Putting it on my post-law career list. Currently the list contains the following potential jobs:
Blackjack dealer
Coffee shop employee somewhere tropical
Scary talking Christmas tree*
*perhaps this could be translated for the various holidays and such so that I will have a job at other times of the year than just December - Crazy Scary Jack-o-lantern, for example
