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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
My mother used to take great pains to point out to me that the department store santas were not real and draw my attention to the fake beards and ill-fitting suits.
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Well My mom never told me about Santa, but in 8th grade my sister pointed out that Bernadine Witt's tits couldn't possibly go from A to C cup over one weekend, and tissue had to be involved. At least some of my family took pains to ensure I wasn't completely fooled by life.
