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Originally posted by ironnutsedge
After reading the below does anyone else find it ironic that PLF has not been seen here for days:
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Dear Mr. Ironweed:
You may think that you are clever. But you are not. Not even a little bit. Your transparent sockery is completely see-through. And it is dumb. You disappear from these boards, and then suddenly appears this stupid, non-clever, PLF-hating ironnutsedge sock. Confidential to Ironweed: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT NUTSEDGE IS A TYPE OF WEED. YOU ARE FOOLING NOBODY. It would be like if I retired or something and then came back posting as . . . I don't know, some stupid sock.
Anyhoo, I don't mean to be harsh, but in a way I do mean to be harsh. Your antics have really gotten me steamed. Just end it with the PLF-bashing, O.K.? Your "secret" ironnutsedge sock is just lame-o and totally not clever. WE ALL KNOW IT IS YOU. YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.
Except for Penske. He was fooled for a while, but then I told him what nutsedge was. He still didn't get it, so I explained that if you substitute "weed" for "nutsedge" (which is a type of weed), then the two monikers are the same. He still didn't get it so I just told him that ironnutsedge was your sock. Then I had to explain to hm what a sock was, blah blah blah. But I digress. Point is, he gets it now. As do we all. So stop your facile charade, you pathetic little bundle of pathos.
Yours very truly,
The Flower
