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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm sorry. I can't hear you. There's a 22 yr old model screaming in my ear. She's a bitch. But she's got a tight ass.
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Luckily for you, as a midwestern lawyer, you can have your pick of hot women and if you ever fuck a gal who feels like a glass of water, you can move on. And luckily for me, as a spinster, while probably floppy, my cooter will not be streteched anymore bc who is gonna use it? Plus, if a tree falls in a forest and noone is there to hear it, did it make noise?
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