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Old 12-31-2003, 02:59 PM   #3949
Tyrone Slothrop
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New Year's Resolutions

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My resolution is much more upbeat and man-pleasing. I'm upgrading my underthings.
The WSJ today says it's much more fun to make resolutions for your co-workers, whose faults are more transparent than yours. E.g.:
[list=1][*]Stop making personal phone calls sotto voce. I have to strain to hear every word.[*]WHen leaving food wrappers in the lounge, be thoughtful enough to leave more than just a crumb or two for your hungry colleagues.[*]If you must kiss up to the boss, keep it quiet, and let us believe you got the promotion on merit.[*]Use a tissue, so I don't have to make a resolution to say, Dude, blow your nose.[/list=1]
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