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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Putting aside whether I am an anal freak, it has more to do with the natural rhythms of my life. Not that you wanted to know, but I'm regular as clockwork. The only time I've ever needed to go midday is when there is a disturbance in the Force, if you catch my drift. Like the time I have some bad empanadas for lunch, and sparked what I call the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1998.
Good thing it's a light posting weekend. RP will only be halfway through her muffin when she gets to this thread on Monday a.m.
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I knew a guy in school who wouldn't take dumps in public places because he insisted on wiping with fucking baby wipes (!!!!!!!) after each dump. The fact that he actually told people about this habit was even more strange. Use a fucking bidet, my friend...
