"The tabloid New York Post brought in a handwriting expert, Taylor Morgan, to analyse Spears's signature on the marriage license and he decided that the marriage was not consumated.
"She wasn't feeling physical," Morgan said, explaining that the "y" in Britney indicated she was "not in a sexy state of mind.""
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Thank goodness for the fourth estate. That is all.
Link to article about what happened with Britney's mini-marriage
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edited to add:
"So just what was going through Britney Spears' mind when she took Alexander as her first husband? Pop psychologist Dr. Ruth Westheimer says the Las Vegas wedding smells of a publicity stunt gone bad.
"The decision of commitment and being together is a serious one, and for someone like that to make it into a cheap happening over a few hours makes a Jewish mother like me very sad," the 75-year-old Westheimer said. "Rather than a cry for help, maybe what it is is a cry for a spanking."
Other shrinks noted that her quickie marriage came on the heels of her live-TV kiss of Madonna and her breakup with Justin Timberlake, who later blabbed about bedding her.
Celebrity therapist Dr. Robert Butterworth said Spears' decision to marry a childhood friend may mean she's having a tough time trusting people who know her only as a superstar."
Required link
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I'm sticking with the she got butt-wasted and did something she otherwise wouldn't have remembered in the morning theory.
