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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So Sebby was the guy who used to knock over the beer can pyramids at the naked boy frat?
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I wish. I'm told I'm packing a solid sized crank, but alas, my own experimentation has proven that in both flaccid and semi-erect (see: "Chub") states, I cannot take out an empty 1.75 liter Jim Beam bottle (I don't know where you got the beer can thing... it was always liquor bottles).
My wife's carrying around a pair of C's. As to her rib cage size, I've not the slightest.
My cat's pecker could knock over an empty beer can...