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I'm the NFH of 2004!!
Dear Management,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
1. I do physical labor
2. I work at great depths
3. I plunge head first into everything I do
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I don't get paid overtime
7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8. I work in high temperatures
9. My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
1. You can not work 8 hours straight
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations
5. You do not take the initiative- you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such
as wearing the correct protective gear
8. You will retire well before you are 65
9. You are unable to work double shifts
10. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have
completed the
assigned task
11. And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly
entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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