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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Clearly the men of the Board aren't worthy of it. Yesterday was a glorious day for everyone, and today's it's like we've been transported to a 9th grade locker room.
I blame Sebby and Coltrane.
Edited to add that one of my favorite expressions ever is "she looks like she needs a good scrubbing." Although I haven't seen the woman who coined this phrase since Tara Reid came on the scene, I am confident she would agree that the phrase captures the very essence of Tara.
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Let me get this straight...
A "glorious day for everyone" is one is which we a) learn how to find our correct bra size; b) share our correct size; c) make fun of me when I post that a certain size is hard to find; and inevitably d) come full circle to asking me to show you my tits?
OK then.
a) every female FBer, please look at the little tag on your bra. What size does it say? you're wrong. you're actually all 34D's or 36D's. except GWINKY, at 5'9" and 115 she's only a large B/small C.
b) See above.
c) Sheesh...can you believe how man-pleasing I was to post the above? If I wasn't sitting here in this la perla thong and bra set, twiddling this long string of pearls around my fingers and tightening the strap on my stiletto heels, even I'd be rolling my eyes at myself.
d) I have to go close my office door now so that i can show myself my tits.
Happy now, little puppy?
