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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Much like my previous poll/question about mensturation (Dave, shame on you for not hammering that meatball with a classic Kids in the Hall reference to the guy with the positive attitude about mensturation), this HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME PERSONALLY.
But, I'm sure the wiseacres around here will chime in with their usual schitck, and I can deal with that. But here's the question.
What are your surefire tips/techniques for lying convincingly and getting away with it. Pick your favorite situation(s) and explain. Lying to spouse? Family? Boss? Client?
Corrollary: How do you (or people you've observed) lie badly? What mistakes do they make?
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Content of the lie:
If you have time, know the story backwards and forwards. Plus details. The more details the better (as long as they don't conflict). Mention something someone (who the lie-ee doesn't know) said and quote them "verbatim". Be VERY specific as to location/make of car/time of day/etc.
Presentation of the lie:
Follow the Costanza rule: It's not a lie if you believe it. Convince yourself first. Play back the lie in you head like a memory. Visualize the lie. When telling the lie, your mind will recall this playback as if it was true. They'll believe you if you do.
And, of course, look the person in the eyes, speak slowly and stay on your toes (figuratively).
