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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Lying
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My sister cannot lie..ever. She starts either crying or laughing, depending on the subject matter, if she tries to lie. Been that way all her life, poor dear.
I, on the other hand, apparently mastered lying at an early age. My mother has told me that they simply could not tell unless there was evidence to counter my story. My mother was among the first people to suggest that I consider law as a career.
The only "lies" I tell now involve me being silent when I deisre to stand up in a meeting and yell "you are a fucking moron." I consider my silence to be just like a lie. I know that I can lie very well if I wanted to -- the secret is just telling yourself that it is true (even imagine a little backstory to the lie if necessary). I find it much more fun to be bluntly truthful -- and if you start that from the get-go with your co-workers they tend to accept it and say "that's just how ThrashersFan is, painful but true."
