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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Anyone know anybody who got busted for lying to their boss about something serious? Any good stories? How about anyone who got busted for cheating on their spouse? How did it they get caught? Or if they got away with it, what were their success tips for getting away with it?
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Very smooth, waiting till the end to throw all that in there. Are you asking on behalf of one of Sebby's friends? Or are you writing a screenplay?
P.S. I think most people are so busy thinking about themselves that they don't pay attention to others' behavior enough to be able to analyze whether someone is lying or telling the truth. It's just that when you are in a situation where you or people generally have incentive to lie, or where people are commonly known to lie, then you as the lie teller become overly sensitive to being detected. If you have a reputation for always telling the truth, you are not likely to trigger this concern even in those situations, so you just have to keep your oversensitity (
I was going to correct this to oversensitivity, but I decided I like the way it is, esp. as mine are very sensitive) in check.
This is why IRL I like to be very direct and reveal things about myself that others might not expect me to reveal (
see, e.g., sensitive tits revelation above). That way, nobody ever thinks I have any secrets. Mwoooohahahahaha. Seriously, I rarely lie, and never about anything big, because I forget the truth of what I wrote above, and I'm too self conscious about being detected.
And never, ever call in sick on a Monday or a Friday unless you really are. Everyone in the office will talk about you if you do. And I agree, no hacking is necessary, nor is an explanation of the symptoms or origins. "I am too sick to come in today."
