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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dude, do you honestly think that navy blue expensive suits are who I am? I believe the chick known as my mom picked out the suit and the cat known as my dad paid for it.
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I love this post so much I had to quote it.
I am going to start referring to people this way to their faces.
"Hey, chick known as my mom, can you watch the Brazenette this weekend?"
"Hey, cat known as my dad, can I borrow $100?"
"Hey, incompetent sow known as my secretary, could you start filing documents in the correct client files so coke whore known as me could find them when asshole known as Partner asks me about them?"
While Paigow coined this, I'd like to opine that I invented this.
