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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't understand all the ins and outs of the penis, but it's my understanding that some people can come at least twice in one night. So if you are one of these people, and you know you're going to meet with the ex, and you jerk off beforehand, you're likely thinking about her while you do. And then you go meet her and a few hours go by and... not so simple solution.
at least that is how it looks to me. Of course if you are not one of those people, then the solution seems ideal.
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Hell, just fuck your ex in the ass. That's not cheating.
I learned this because I recently saw a friend from college who confided while drunk that, because his fiance is religious, they only have anal sex. His logic is unassailable... if you've had thirty or so beers.
