And all the other singles...
rejection hotline
is a phone number you can give to tools in bars who won't go away otherwise. The phone number gives them a message that they've been rejected. Has got to be a lot of fun. I suppose you could ask them to verify by cell phone right in front of you - hilarity would surely ensue. The numbers have many local area codes for convenience.
I have not heard the actual message, all I'm getting is "all circuits are busy" so either a LOT of people are using it, or the number's bad.
From the website...the Rejection Hotline is a number you can give out to somebody who asks for your phone number if you just don't want to give out your real number. When they call the number, they hear our humorous Rejection Hotline recording and they are not-so-subtly informed of your non-interest. If you've never heard the recording, call 617-861-3962
ETA that I finally got through and the message is pretty funny.