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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
This is the same FBA from months ago who met a woman who stressed the importance of her mate being passionate about his career, being successful, and having ambition.
New year, new woman, and now no woman. I'm not all that torn up about this one, would just let it go, but still pondering whether I might either make one more attempt, or send a flame.
The facts: She's beautiful, sweet, smart, teaches grade school. We met, we went out on two dates, which were long, a bit intense in terms of conversation, had a fully clothed makeout session. Verbally confirmed mutual attraction. Agreed to a future date. After I call and leave a message, I don't hear from her. I leave another message a week later, saying I hadn't heard back from her, could she please call and me know she's OK.
She responds by email that says:
"I am sorry that I didn't get back to you -- I've just been sitting with the idea of getting involved with you -- I've had some reservations about it and just needed to think about it.
I enjoy your company we've definitely had some great laughs- thank you for that.
At this point- I'd like to leave it there."
Would YOU, fashionistas, respond to this, and if so, what would you say?
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Dearest beautiful, sweet grade school teacher,
I can certainly understand and appreciate your reservations. While our makeout session was fully clothed, you no doubt noticed the uncoiling python of love in my pants. Especially after I repeatedly placed your hand upon it. I know what you are thinking: can I handle two diet coke cans of love? While it is true that I have an armadillo in my trousers, let me assure you: I am a gentle lover. Before even attempting penetration, I will gladly go down on that sweaty salt lick between your legs, ensuring that your quivering roast beef is sufficiently greasy. And I will never, ever attemt anal, unless I'm sure that you are really, really drunk. We can make this work.
Love, Anon. Fashionista Guy.
