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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This guy was recently sentenced to 90 days in jail for breaking into houses to steal thongs. He also has to pay $8,900 in restitution. He was found with 854 thongs. 854. That's like, one for every day of the year or something.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html
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Dear Nutcase:
If I were a kindergarten teacher and were going to break up with you, the above cretin, I would send you a burned CD of an endless loop of Sisqo's 'Thong Song', by email if that were an option in the state pen.
You'd get the message.
Yours,
Abby
