Someone please give me a good reason not to do any of the following:
1. insert this emoticon - :fuckyou: - into an email to a colleague who is currently "supervising" me
2. sarcastically reply to a micromanaging email with "no, I did not do that, because I am, in fact, a retard,

or
3. quit
edited to add: "I wasn't even supposed to
be here today," and insert expressive emoticons.