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Bnb poll
01. What is your favorite word? surplusage
02. What is your least favorite word? Hummer
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? carpentry
04. What turns you off? documents
05. What is your favorite curse word? shit-fuck (when cursing to self), Motherfucking shit fucker (when cursing at others outside their earshot), and peckerhead (when cursing to their face).
06. What sound or noise do you love? surf on rocks
07. What sound or noise do you hate? car alarms (particularly the one that cycles through the international sirens of the world)
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? U.S.C.A. judge (where, incidentally, I would have the time to out pedant atticus on appeal) or architect/builder (for houses)
09. What profession would you not like to do? garbage man (duh) or proctologis
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? The bar is to the right and your harem to the left.
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